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Enthusiast press

Sep 12, 2008

KEVIN EDO: So I have to have dinner with some MUSIC REVIEWER from a magazine? ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's not with a magazine.
ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's part of the ENTHUSIAST PRESS: bloggers, podcasters, fanboys... they're just like actual journalists, but they have LESS INTEGRITY and own MORE MEMORABILIA.
KEVIN EDO: But why DINNER? Let's just bribe his parent company! ANTHONY THE AGENT: He has no parent company, Kevin! We gotta use PERSONAL INTERACTION with these guys. Blind 'em with star power.
KEVIN EDO: (sigh) It used to be so EASY to buy reviews. ANTHONY THE AGENT: Just pretend you respect him for a coupla minutes... y'know... like we do with Congressmen...

School paper

Jul 5, 2005

JOHN: Are you "Ari Krumbein"? SETH: Ari? I think he's in study hall.
JOHN: You tell him John from the Ambulance Men would like to talk about this "review" he wrote in your school "paper". SETH: How'd you even get a copy of that?
JOHN: And you tell him we do not sound like, "the Bravery covering Lionel Richie, and not in a good way." SETH: Does Mr. Stahl know you're here?
JOHN: And also tell him this picture he used it outdated and that this press packet has some newer shots.... SETH: I have teacher of the year bios to copyedit, man.

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