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Plugging parties on MySpace

Feb 10, 2006

JOHN: You can't post your party on the myspace page, Dan. It's for band business only. DAN: You posted last week about your brother's barbeque.
JOHN: Totes different situaish, dude. That... that was an official Ambulance Men CD release party. DAN: What... that one CD you gave Gary?
JOHN: One CD can be enough, Dan! File-sharing! Word-of-mouth! Look at the Arctic Monkeys! DAN: But... it was just a mix CD of Elvis Costello songs.
JOHN: (sigh) OK, look, Dan... your parties tend to be lametown. And it... it could reflect poorly on the band. DAN: No, no! I told you: No Cranium this year!

MySpace friends list

Feb 9, 2006

RONI: She should be able to add her husband as a friend on our myspace page, John. JOHN: No, look, we gotta keep our list looking hip and young.
RONI: And female and half-naked. JOHN: Hey, I don't send friend requests, OK? All these people on here sought us out.
RONI: Really? So Brooke Burke and the Suicide Girls are big fans of all our shitty demos you posted? JOHN: Maybe they are!
CHRISTINA: John, I'm not even a fan of those demos. RONI: No, he's right, Christina! I bet they all get together and have naked listening parties!

Explaining the MySpace page

Feb 8, 2006

JOHN: So here's the MySpace page I built for the band. RONI: You know, we already had one, John.
JOHN: These're pictures of the band. RONI: That's why you had to get the username AmbulanceMen2 instead of just AmbulanceMen.
JOHN: And these people are our "friends". RONI: Yeah, I know. I set up our other one, John.
JOHN: You see, Roni, MySpace is an online social "network".... RONI: Yeah, thanks, I under-- Oh gross. You know you can add people other than porn stars, you douche.

Breaking big news

Feb 7, 2006

JOHN: Guys: we, as a band, need to take ourselves to the Next Level. RONI: So, you're finally going to let us be involved in the songwriting?
JOHN: Well... maybe. No. Anyway. The key to success in this business is... promotion. DAN: Ooo, did you get us an agent, John?
JOHN: No, no, just-- look, the future of music is the Internet, right? CHRISTINA: Did you get our demo onto iTunes?
JOHN: OK, Jesus, just let me-- I made us a MySpace page, OK? A-and it's gonna take us to the Next Level! CHRISTINA: Oh.... Neat. DAN: Didn't we already... RONI: Yes.

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