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Protecting an iPod Nano

Oct 12, 2005

GREG: AUGH! BRETT!! Be careful with my new Nano!!! BRETT: Jesus, I was just going to pick it up, Greg!
GREG: iPod Nanos scratch VERY easily, Brett. I've only been touching it once a day. The rest of the time I leave it out of direct sunlight, inside this sealed glass case filled with oxygen.
BRETT: Mmm.
BRETT: So... you enjoying it so far? GREG: Oh yeah, keeping myself further from it really reinforces how SMALL it is.

Buying an iPod Nano

Oct 11, 2005

GREG: I'd like an iPod Nano, please. APPLE STORE GUY: Mmm. Are you going to wear that shirt when you use it?
GREG: What? APPLE STORE GUY: iPods have a very specific style, sir, and Apple has to ensure that iPod owners mesh with that style.
GREG: Well, OK, sure, I could wear a different shirt. APPLE STORE GUY: Yes, and new jeans, too. Here's the address of a nearby Urban Outfitters.
GREG: All right. APPLE STORE GUY: This is a good start. Now... how attached are you to this, well, let's call it a "beard"....

Needing an iPod Nano

Oct 10, 2005

GREG: I need an iPod Nano, Brett. It's impossibly small. I NEED it. BRETT: Greg. No. You already have a regular iPod....
GREG: And I need the Apple lanyard headphones so my Nano can hang from my neck. I NEED that. BRETT: You have an iPod Shuffle, too. And an iPod Photo.
GREG: I'll need the more expensive 4GB Nano, of course. BRETT: And inexplicably, Greg, you have FIVE iPod Minis.
GREG: Because the 4GB's a better value, Brett. And I... I need value. BRETT: Steve Jobs thinks about people like you when he masturbates, Greg.

Starting a podcast

Aug 9, 2005

GREG: In addition to my LiveJournal and my Flickr feed, I've decided to start my own podcast.... BRETT: That audio blog thing? Man, why do you produce all that crap?
GREG: Why? Why?!? Because my voice aches to be heard! Because the world needs to hear what I have to say! Because it is my right! Because I can!!
GREG: And because it doesn't take too much effort.
BRETT: Well, thank God the Internet has now empowered you to create pointless content in every possible medium. GREG: Just makin' that long tail a l'il longer, baby!

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