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No James Blunt in the afterlife

Aug 28, 2006

BRETT: Oh my God. I'm... NYMPHS: Yes, Brett. You're dead. NYMPHS: You liked music when you were alive, yes?
BRETT: I did, yes. NYMPHS: Well, we're your choir. NYMPHS: We'll be serenading you for the rest of eternity.
NYMPHS: (singing) You're beautiful... you're-- BRETT: AUGH! Why am I hearing James Blunt in Heaven?! NYMPHS: Who said anything about Heaven?
BRETT: AUGH! NYMPHS: In Heaven, we'd be naked. Here, we'll be tantalizingly close to naked and always just out of reach. NYMPHS: Like the women in Maxim.

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