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Birthday mix

Jul 10, 2009

SMITA: This mix you made for my birthday has "BLUEBERRY BOAT" on it. BRETT: Oh, of course, sweetie! I'll never forget when we met at that concert.
BRETT: You were checking Brooklyn Vegan on your Treo. Well... TRYING to! Ha! Wow... remember TREOS? SMITA: Brett! I HATE the Fiery Furnaces now!
SMITA: I'm totally out of my Bush-era "ESCAPIST WHIMSY" phase. Do you... do you even FOLLOW my FriendFeed? BRETT: No, I... follow your TUMBLR.
BRETT: Isn't it... pretty much... the SAME? SMITA: Uh... WOW. I... I think we need to talk...

yourfriendfred.com

Nov 3, 2005

GREG: I found a new download site: YourFriendFred.com ... This guy Fred sends you whatever mp3s you want. B-but it's legal! See if you run into Fred ever, you buy him a beer.
GREG: A-and Fred promises that a PORTION of that beer goes directly to the artist. S-so everyone wins, see? H-ha ha! R-right, Brett?
BRETT: Yeah, idiot, if the artist WANTS to be paid in beer, and if "Fred" HAPPENS to run into them in the next 20 minutes. GREG: It's POSSIBLE.
BRETT: Oh SURE! "Why, look who's here at Dempsey's! Kanye West! And the rotting corpse of Johnny Cash!" GREG: I mean, I ALWAYS see that Fiery Furnaces dude at the bodega....

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