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Desperate plea

Feb 1, 2006

GREG: (to robot) Let me out of here! Ow! Quit that! Let— DRM 9000:
GREG: (yelling) BRETT!! Is that you? HELP!! Ow! I'm being held hostage by a Sony DRM robot! It's got me strapped to my chair and it's making me buy CDs, ow, against my will.
GREG: (to robot) Ha, hear that? My roommate's here! Ow! Game over, robot! Ha!
BRETT: This... is not my fight. GREG: Hey Brett?! You there? BRE-- Ow! It is a REAL BEARD, will you PLEASE quit pulling on it?

We are not a beard band.

Jun 21, 2005

DAN: I'm not growing a beard. I just didn't shave this weekend. JOHN: Well, good. Because we're not really a beard band.
JOHN: The Sadies, Widespread Panic, that dude in Built to Spill, those guys can rock out beards. We can't.
DAN: What about Coldplay? They have beards sometimes. JOHN: Well, they shouldn't. Guys in Coldplay should be rockin'... sideburns... or maybe some well-trimmed muttonchops. Maybe.
DAN: What about my Jew 'fro. JOHN: Your Jew 'fro rules. Gives us that Mars Volta vibe.

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