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Different paths

Dec 24, 2008

GREG: So I first listened to of Montreal because of an Outback commercial. And you found them through some hipster blog.
GREG: In the end, does it matter? BRETT: Yes.
BRETT: Because my path to them was based on a complex cultural conversation.
BRETT: Yours was based on a "Bloomin' Onion".

Enthusiast press

Sep 12, 2008

KEVIN EDO: So I have to have dinner with some MUSIC REVIEWER from a magazine? ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's not with a magazine.
ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's part of the ENTHUSIAST PRESS: bloggers, podcasters, fanboys... they're just like actual journalists, but they have LESS INTEGRITY and own MORE MEMORABILIA.
KEVIN EDO: But why DINNER? Let's just bribe his parent company! ANTHONY THE AGENT: He has no parent company, Kevin! We gotta use PERSONAL INTERACTION with these guys. Blind 'em with star power.
KEVIN EDO: (sigh) It used to be so EASY to buy reviews. ANTHONY THE AGENT: Just pretend you respect him for a coupla minutes... y'know... like we do with Congressmen...

MySpace blog

Feb 23, 2006

RONI: Why do we need a MySpace blog? We already have places on MySpace to post shows and announcements. JOHN: The blog is where I post about current events.
RONI: Who the hell cares what you have to say about current events? JOHN: I'll have you know my first post has already inspired some very spirited user comments.
RONI: This is just Dan and you posting back and forth, idiot. JOHN: Well... you gotta prime the pump, Roni.
DAN: By the way, you never responded to my post about why Hamas sucks dick. JOHN: I do not respond to flame-baiting, Daniel....

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