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Inauguration gig

Jan 19, 2009

KEVIN EDO: No, we WANT an inauguration gig! I just did that stupid Huckabee fundraiser to meet CHUCK NORRIS! ANTHONY THE AGENT: Jesus, OK! I'll make a call...
KEVIN EDO: Who cares who I "supported" anyway? We're big! Obama's big! He'd WANT us there tomorrow! I mean, right? PETER WELD: Yeah...
KEVIN EDO: Like I bet Lincoln wanted, like... who was big back then? PETER WELD: During Lincoln? I dunno... ANTHONY THE AGENT: No, fuck YOU, Rahm!
ANTHONY THE AGENT: OK, gig's on. PETER WELD: Elvis Costello? KEVIN EDO: No, he's NEVER been big... And I think he fought for the British, man.

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