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Low sales resistance

Sep 19, 2008

DAN: I found the guitar I want online. I sorta wanna buy it in person, but... I haven't been to a store in 5 years. RONI: Really, why?
DAN: Look around my room, Roni. I have LOW SALES RESISTANCE. RONI: That does explain why you needlessly own a SEALY POSTURPEDIC.
DAN: No, it explains why that is one of FOUR Posturpedics I own.
RONI: Where do- DAN: I store the rest in a rat-infested timeshare I bought in rural Alabama.

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