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Yevgeny the despondent coder

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Coding your Guitar Hero

Sep 6, 2009

BOBBY KOTICK: Kevin, this is Yevgeny. He'll be coding your Guitar Hero. KEVIN: You enjoy music, dude? YEVGENY: I enjoy traditional Bashkir music ONLY.
BOBBY KOTICK: Yevgeny, the band's name is "Jumpstart Malady". YEVGENY: OK... I run search for "Yellowcard"... replace with "Jumpstart Malady"...
YEVGENY: Coding of game is done. BOBBY KOTICK: Great! I'm glad we fit that in before lunch...
KEVIN: Who's your favorite KURAI player, man? YEVGENY: My allegiance belongs to Diyarov. BOBBY KOTICK: Don't talk to the developers, Kevin. It CHEAPENS you.

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