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Stewart the unsupportive friend

A character featured in 2 comics.

Friendship is based on trust

Aug 2, 2006

STEWART: John? Hey, man. What's... up? JOHN: "What's up?" I had a show last night, Stewart. Where the hell were you? STEWART: Oh... I...
JOHN: A friendship is based on trust, Stewart. I loan you my friendship, and I trust you will repay me by coming to my shows, but you've been missing payments, man!
STEWART: And I'm foreclosing on our friendship, Stewart! JOHN: Whoa.
STEWART: Can I have my Newsradio DVDs back, then? JOHN: No, Stewart! No! Those DVDs were... "friendship collateral."

I unsubscribed

Dec 31, 2009

STEWART: John? JOHN: I've got a show at Rockwood tonight, Stewart. STEWART: OK… why're you at my APARTMENT?
JOHN: You took your name off my email list. STEWART: I unsubscribed from your list because I don't care about your stupid shows, John.
JOHN: Whatever. Our set's at 11pm. I'm giving you a ride over. Let's go... STEWART: No! JOHN! I don't WANT to! Let GO!
STEWART: Augh! John! NO! Unsubscribe! UNSUBSCRIBE!!!

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